Curious Crystals of Unusual Purity

August 23, 2010
Filed Under: Curios, Hold the Phone

Last week after radio, Q and I had our auras photographed. I’ve seen many cosmic auras of friends abroad but never been able to find a local guru to capture mine. I won’t link to the dude who did it because I can’t exactly recommend his ‘service.’ First we were served tea. Then more tea. And more tea. At which point we were asked, “are you tea drinkers?” Well, you’d hope so. This was followed by more tea.

Having been told that I was a witch in a previous life and a very old soul, we were taken to the back room to be photographed. Mine was taken first (above). He then shot Q, who came out perfectly, surrounded by a rainbow aura bouquet. After a bit of needling, he told me that I wasn’t coming out in the photo because my solar plexus is blocked, partially due to wearing dark colours and that I had lost a child in a past life. He attached a rosequartz to an LED light so that a rainbow shone through the crystal (kind of amazing) and hovered it above my navel for an uncomfortably long amount of time, during which I felt increasingly queasy. At Q’s suggestion, he attempted to capture my aura post crystal cleansing (below).

In a moment of brazen shysterism, he attempted to charge us double the advertised rate as we were leaving. All that tea, you see.

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